101 Dirty Pick Up Lines

When it comes to dating, first impressions are more powerful than you think. When grabbing someone’s attention from across the bar, it’s all about how you first approach him or her. 

What better way to make a positive first impression than with a dirty pick-up line? Not everyone can muster the courage to pull this off so when you do, it shows your confidence and self-esteem. 

And there’s nothing more attractive than a confident individual. Here I’ve come up with 101 dirty pick-up lines you can use to attract your crush or someone attractive from across the room. 

You should be able to break the ice, make them laugh, impress them, or if done right, attract them to you!

Why are Pick Up Lines Important?

Pick-up lines are a great way to start a conversation with the person you want to talk to. It might seem shallow, but it is true that first impressions can make or break a relationship.

Especially when you use dirty or flirty pick-up lines, they’re bound to notice you. If you use a dirty or cheeky pick-up line, it shows that you have confidence in yourself and your appearance. 

You also show that you know what makes someone laugh and that you have the ability to make them feel good about themselves.

Lastly, there is no way of knowing whether or not someone likes you back unless you take the initiative and make an effort to say hello or talk to them. 

If you don’t approach them, then there’s no way for you to know if there could be something between the two of you or not!

100 Dirty Pick-Up Lines

1. You’ve been a bad girl. Go to my room.
2. Hi, I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
3. Sit on my lap and tell me the first thing that pops up.
4. Your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice.
5. If I flip a coin, what do you reckon my chances are of getting head.
6. Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.
7. Your Daddy must have been a baker, cause you got the nicest set of buns I’ve ever seen.
8. Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on.
9. Are you from Starbucks because you can make my maple wood rise.
10. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seeds?
11. You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want another one?
12. Do you want to go out on a date with me? I’ll bring the water so you can put out the fire of my desire for you.
13. Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty.
14. I heard you like Magic, well bend over and I’ll show you some real tricks.
15. Want to go on an ate with me? I’ll give you the D later.
16. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world!
17. That is a nice set of legs, what time do they open?
18. My lips are like skittles, wanna taste the rainbow?
19. Want to come back to my place for tea? I’ll show you mine if you show me yours.
20. Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m no Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!
21. I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
22. You look like a hard worker…I have an opening you can fill.
23. Would you like to see the pleasure center of my brain?
24. Do you have rubbers at your house, or should I pull out?
25. I’m not a beekeeper, but I know how to make honey.
26. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming this December.
27. Do you work at Home Depot? Cause I’m gonna need a stud like you to screw me some screws.
28. Are you looking for treasure because I have the chest for ya?
29. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on.
30. Did you fart because you blew me away?
31. Do I know you from somewhere? Because I don’t recognize you with your clothes on.
32. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
33. You’re so hot, I’d let you penetrate my defense.
34. Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants.
35. Are you my homework? Cause I’m not doing you but I definitely should be.
36. Are you a bar of soap? Because I wanna hold you tight and rub you all over me.
37. I hope you’re a plumber because you got my pipes leaking.
38. Damn girl, you must be jelly because jam don’t shake like that.
39. If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
40. I hear your good with your hands, want to give me a hand job?
41. You’re like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
42. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
43. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
44. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only TEN I see.
45. Let’s go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
46. Wanna play war? I’ll lay on the ground and you blow the fck outta me.
47. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
48. I’m like Domino’s Pizza. If I don’t come in 30 minutes, the next one is free.
49. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put you between F and CK.
50. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
51. Hey baby, as long as I have a face, you’ll have a place to sit.
52. Do you like chicken? Sorry, I haven’t got any, how about a cock?
53. That’s a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
54. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
55. Let’s have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
56. I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
57. Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
58. That dress looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I.
59. I don’t think I want your babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
60. I’m a mind reader and yes I will sleep with you.
61. If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down?
62. Just to be clear, we’re both heading for the same bed tonight, right?
63. Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later.
64. Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.
65. That dress looks really good on you but it would look better on my bedroom floor.
66. What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
67. Your body is made up of 70% water, and I’m thirsty.
68. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
69. Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
70. Hey I just realized this, but you look a lot like… my next girlfriend.
71. With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F.
72. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you.
73. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket goes expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it?
74. Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional?
75. Is your name Earl Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea!
76. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
77. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.
78. Please don’t let this go to your head, but do you want some?
79. Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!
80. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more.
81. I’m peanut butter. You’re jelly. Let’s have sex.
82. My doctor told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Want to go back to my place and save me?
83. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
84. Let’s play Titanic. You’ll be the iceberg and I’ll go down.
85. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you.
86. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame.
87. I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do.
88. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body for the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
89. If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit sometime in between?
90. Did you send the invitation to the party between your legs by mail, or do you wanna give it to me in person?
91. Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all night.
92. There must be a light switch on my forehead because every time I see you, you turn me on!
93. Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s Kisses out of business.
94. Did you get those pants for 50 percent off? They’re 100 percent off at my place.
95. Are you a raisin? Cause you’re raising my hopes for a kiss right about now.
96. In the words of the great Lizzo, I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% your base.
97. Oops, I lost my keys… can I check your pants?
98. I got Hanukkah gelt in my pockets. Do you want to go get them?
99. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine.
100. Aside from being extremely sexy, what else do you do for a living?
101. If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Conclusion

Here are some of the best dirty pickup lines on the internet.

Whether you want to use them when you’re out at a bar or if you want something to say over text, we’ve got you covered! 

These dirty pick up lines could give someone the impression you have the confidence and guts to first approach someone in any setting and hopefully create a positive impression on them. 

You never know, you might even end up taking them back to your place when the night ends!